Paul Lynde Quotes

I Was Obsessed With Being Rich And Famous.

My Father Was Adamant In His Disapproval Of My Interest In Show Business.

My Following Is Straight. I'm So Glad.

Women Are My Best Friends, My Best Audience. If I Look Out From The Stage And See A Lot Of Men, I Know I'm In Trouble

I Have This Beautiful Antique Silver Wine Decanter That I Bought At An Auction. I Always Pour Wine From That.

My Table Seats Eight, So That's My Maximum. Having A Small Number Of Guests Is The Only Way To Generate Good Conversation. Besides, Your Whole House Doesn't Get Wrecked That Way.

I Think Basically An Actor Is A Salesman.

Mothers Don't Want To Pinch Me Or Put Me In Their Purse.

I Wish I Had The Nerve Not To Tip.

I Don't Understand Why People Don't Remember My Name.

I Cant Stand Those Food Cult People Who Bring Their Own Food Into The House. All Those Little Thermoses And Paper Bags-it Makes The Other Guests Uncomfortable.

An Actor Shouldn't Undergo Psychoanalysis, Because There Are A Lot Of Things You're Better Off Not Knowing.