My Following Is Straight. I'm So Glad.

I Have An Ulcer. It Has An Iq Of 185.

I Have This Beautiful Antique Silver Wine Decanter That I Bought At An Auction. I Always Pour Wine From That.

I Don't Know Who The Hell Paul Lynde Is, Or Why He's Funny, And I Prefer It To Be A Mystery To Me.

Sandwiches Are Wonderful. You Don't Need A Spoon Or A Plate!

My Father Was Adamant In His Disapproval Of My Interest In Show Business.