My Father Was Adamant In His Disapproval

Learning Lines Is On My Mind Until I Do Know Them. I'll Read The Paper Or Paint The House To Keep From Starting To Memorize. I've Never Found An Easy Way.

The Dining Room In My Old House Was Truly Magnificent, But By Far The Worst Room For Conversation. I'd Get Up From The Table, A Very Long Table, And Somebody Would Always Say, Paul, I Never Got To Talk To You.

Women Are My Best Friends, My Best Audience. If I Look Out From The Stage And See A Lot Of Men, I Know I'm In Trouble

I May Find Something That Looks Interesting And Then Go On To Alter The Recipe By Adding Spices, Things Of My Own. I Also Look For Time-saving Recipes, Dishes That Can Be Prepared Ahead And Stored.

Comedy Is Exaggerated Realism. It Can Be Stretched To The Almost Ludicrous, But It Must Always Be Believable.