Women Are My Best Friends, My Best

I Don't Understand Why People Don't Remember My Name.

I Cant Stand Those Food Cult People Who Bring Their Own Food Into The House. All Those Little Thermoses And Paper Bags-it Makes The Other Guests Uncomfortable.

Politicians... Talk In Generalities And Lies, And I Think They've Caused All Our Grief. They're So Awful, They're Really Funny. I Hate Thinking This Because My Dad Loved Politics.

I Wish I Had The Nerve Not To Tip.

I Was Obsessed With Being Rich And Famous.