My Table Seats Eight, So That's My

Mothers Don't Want To Pinch Me Or Put Me In Their Purse.

Peter Marshall: A Western Saddle Has A Curved Horn On The Front To Hold Something For The Cowboy. What Is It?

I Feel Now It's Useless To Keep Hoping. The Way Things Are Today, We Live In A World That Needs Laughter, And I've Decided If I Can Make People Laugh, I'm Making A More Important Contribution.

If I Hadn't Become A Celebrity, I'd Probably Be An Alcoholic.

Politicians... Talk In Generalities And Lies, And I Think They've Caused All Our Grief. They're So Awful, They're Really Funny. I Hate Thinking This Because My Dad Loved Politics.