I Don't Understand Why People Don't Remember

Someday I'm Going To Go Onstage In A Dress If I Want To.

I Have This Beautiful Antique Silver Wine Decanter That I Bought At An Auction. I Always Pour Wine From That.

I Wish I Had The Nerve Not To Tip.

My Dad Was A Ham, Too. He Could Sell Those Women Anything. Of All His Sons, I Was The Only One He Could Trust To Sell As Well As He Could. I Was Proud Of That.

I Sang In The Choir For Years, Even Though My Family Belonged To Another Church.