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The Doctor's Name Was Sylvia. I Told Her She'd Have A Problem With Me Because Sylvia Was My Mother's Name.

I Feel Now It's Useless To Keep Hoping. The Way Things Are Today, We Live In A World That Needs Laughter, And I've Decided If I Can Make People Laugh, I'm Making A More Important Contribution.

I Don't Know Who The Hell Paul Lynde Is, Or Why He's Funny, And I Prefer It To Be A Mystery To Me.

I'm Liberace Without A Piano.

The Whole Romantic Part Of My Life Was A Wipeout. I Didn't Even Own A Belt.