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When I Said I Didn't Have A Cent, I Didn't. I Used To Get Annoyed With People Who Said They Were Broke When They Had Five Dollars.

Outsiders Develop Humor As A Defense; Why Do You Think Most Comedians Are Gay Or Jewish?

If I'm Not Working, I Don't Know What To Do.

I Have An Ulcer. It Has An Iq Of 185.

I Wish I Had The Nerve Not To Tip.