Mothers Don't Want To Pinch Me Or

My Following Is Straight. I'm So Glad.

The Whole Romantic Part Of My Life Was A Wipeout. I Didn't Even Own A Belt.

I Often Go On A Liquid Fast A Couple Of Days A Week. I Never Take Just Water. Instead, I'll Have Maybe Six Glasses Of Vegetable And Fruit Juices A Day.

My Body May Have Been Abused, But It Certainly Hasn't Been Neglected.

I Feel Now It's Useless To Keep Hoping. The Way Things Are Today, We Live In A World That Needs Laughter, And I've Decided If I Can Make People Laugh, I'm Making A More Important Contribution.