Mothers Don't Want To Pinch Me Or

I Sang In The Choir For Years, Even Though My Family Belonged To Another Church.

I May Find Something That Looks Interesting And Then Go On To Alter The Recipe By Adding Spices, Things Of My Own. I Also Look For Time-saving Recipes, Dishes That Can Be Prepared Ahead And Stored.

My Dad Was A Ham, Too. He Could Sell Those Women Anything. Of All His Sons, I Was The Only One He Could Trust To Sell As Well As He Could. I Was Proud Of That.

The Whole Romantic Part Of My Life Was A Wipeout. I Didn't Even Own A Belt.

Women Are My Best Friends, My Best Audience. If I Look Out From The Stage And See A Lot Of Men, I Know I'm In Trouble