I Wish I Had The Nerve Not

An Actor Shouldn't Undergo Psychoanalysis, Because There Are A Lot Of Things You're Better Off Not Knowing.

Comedy Is Exaggerated Realism. It Can Be Stretched To The Almost Ludicrous, But It Must Always Be Believable.

I Feel Now It's Useless To Keep Hoping. The Way Things Are Today, We Live In A World That Needs Laughter, And I've Decided If I Can Make People Laugh, I'm Making A More Important Contribution.

If I Hadn't Become A Celebrity, I'd Probably Be An Alcoholic.

Outsiders Develop Humor As A Defense; Why Do You Think Most Comedians Are Gay Or Jewish?