I Was Obsessed With Being Rich And

My Following Is Straight. I'm So Glad.

Someday I'm Going To Go Onstage In A Dress If I Want To.

If I Hadn't Become A Celebrity, I'd Probably Be An Alcoholic.

I Don't Always Prepare Such Rich Meals. Sometimes I'll Just Serve A Simple Quiche, Salad And Dessert For Dinner. During The Week I Try To Eat Lightly.

My Dad Was A Ham, Too. He Could Sell Those Women Anything. Of All His Sons, I Was The Only One He Could Trust To Sell As Well As He Could. I Was Proud Of That.