List of Groucho Marx Quotes

I Think That The Peeps Or Peppies Or Pipes Diaries Would Be Much More Popular Had There Been A Universal Pronuncation Of His Name.

Hey, When I Said Work Fast, I Didn't Mean Your Friend, I Meant The Maid.

He Thinks I Look Alike!

The Foods That Are Recommended Today Are As Palatable As A Steady Diet Of Wet Blotters.

That's Bad Luck: Three On A Midget. From "at The Circus

Don't Be Silly. I'll Write You Twice A Week.

I Know A Member Of One Of New York's First Families (first As You Drive Up Tenth Avenue)

That's Nothing - My Alarm Clock Is Set For Eight.

Since My Daughter Is Only Half-jewish, Could She Go In The Water Up To Her Knees?

And Stop Pointing That Beard At Me, It Might Go Off!

I Started Smoking As Soon As I Went On The Stage. I'd Make Cigars Out Of The Morning World When I Was A Kid.

If It Gets Any Hotter In Here I Could Use A Big Fan.