Groucho Marx Quotes

Groucho Marx Quotes: A Curated Collection of the Best Inspirational, Motivational, and Thought-Provoking Sayings Written by Groucho Marx

Groucho Marx
Total Quotes 319
I Think That The Peeps Or Peppies Or Pipes Diaries Would Be Much More Popular Had There Been A Universal Pronuncation Of His Name.
Thinking
Names
Would Be
Hey, When I Said Work Fast, I Didn't Mean Your Friend, I Meant The Maid.
Mean
Hey
Maids
He Thinks I Look Alike!
Thinking
Looks
The Foods That Are Recommended Today Are As Palatable As A Steady Diet Of Wet Blotters.
Funny
Humor
Loss
That's Bad Luck: Three On A Midget. From "at The Circus
Luck
Three
Circus
Don't Be Silly. I'll Write You Twice A Week.
Funny Love
Silly
Writing
I Know A Member Of One Of New York's First Families (first As You Drive Up Tenth Avenue)
Funny
New York
Humorous
That's Nothing - My Alarm Clock Is Set For Eight.
Eight
Alarms
Opera
Since My Daughter Is Only Half-jewish, Could She Go In The Water Up To Her Knees?
Funny
Daughter
Humor
And Stop Pointing That Beard At Me, It Might Go Off!
Funny
Witty
Humorous
I Started Smoking As Soon As I Went On The Stage. I'd Make Cigars Out Of The Morning World When I Was A Kid.
Morning
Kids
Smoking
If It Gets Any Hotter In Here I Could Use A Big Fan.
Fans
Use
Hotter
  • Born: October 2, 1890
  • Died: August 19, 1977
  • Occupation: Comedian
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