Don't Be Silly. I'll Write You Twice

Given The Choice Between A Woman And A Cigar, I Will Always Choose The Cigar.

I Don’t Have A Photograph, But You Can Have My Footprints. They’re Upstairs In My Socks.

Was That You Or The Duck?

I Did Toy With The Idea Of Doing A Cook-book . . . The Recipes Were To Be The Routine Ones: How To Make Dry Toast, Instant Coffee, Hearts Of Lettuce And Brownies. But As An Added Attraction, At No Extra Charge, My Idea Was To Put A Fried Egg On The Cover. I Think A Lot Of People Who Hate Literature But Love Fried Eggs Would Buy It If The Price Was Right.

The Months Before My Son Was Born, I Used To Yell From Night To Morn, 'whatever It Is, I'm Against It! No Matter What It Is Or Who Commenced It, I'm Against It!'