Don't Be Silly. I'll Write You Twice

While Money Can't Buy Happiness, It Certainly Lets You Choose Your Own Form Of Misery.

Wives Are People Who Feel They Don't Dance Enough.

The Alps Are A Simple Folk, Living On A Diet Of Old Shoes. And The Lord Alps Those Who Alp Themselves.

Heifer Cow Is Better Than None, But This Is No Time For Puns

There Is No Sweeter Sound Than The Crumbling Of One's Fellow Man.