If It Gets Any Hotter In Here

I Remember The First Time I Had Sex - I Kept The Receipt.

Next Time I See You, Remind Me Not To Talk To You.

When Discovered By His Wife, Kissing The Maid, Groucho Said, "i Was Just Whispering In Her Mouth"

I Don't Know. When I Was Born There Was A Nurse Taking Care Of Me." "what's The Matter? Couldn't The Nurse Take Care Of Herself?" "sure She Could. I Just Found That Out Too Late.

If We Had Some Eggs We Could Have Eggs And Ham, If We Had Some Ham.