I Know A Member Of One Of

I Could Dance With You Until The Cows Come Home. On Second Thought I'd Rather Dance With The Cows Until You Come Home.

The Months Before My Son Was Born, I Used To Yell From Night To Morn, 'whatever It Is, I'm Against It! No Matter What It Is Or Who Commenced It, I'm Against It!'

Comedians Are A Much Rarer And Far More Valuable Commodity Than All The Gold And Precious Stones In The World.

One Morning I Shot An Elephant In My Pajamas. How He Got Into My Pajamas I'll Never Know.

You're The Most Beautiful Woman I've Ever Seen, And That's Not Saying Much For You