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My Favourite Poem Is The One That Starts 'thirty Days Hath September' Because It Actually Tells You Something.

The Secret Of Life Is Honesty And Fair Dealing. If You Can Fake That, You've Got It Made.

I've Been Looking For A Girl Like You - Not You, But A Girl Like You.

I Hope They Bury Me Near A Strait Man

Marry Me And I'll Never Look At Another Horse!