And Stop Pointing That Beard At Me,

The Alps Are A Simple Folk, Living On A Diet Of Old Shoes. And The Lord Alps Those Who Alp Themselves.

He's So Full Of Alcohol, If You Put A Lighted Wick In His Mouth He'd Burn For Three Days.

I'll Teach You To Kick Me...' You Don't Need To Teach Me--i Already Know How!

Given The Choice Between A Woman And A Cigar, I Will Always Choose The Cigar.

Don't Let The Fear Of The Thorn Keep You From The Rose.