And Stop Pointing That Beard At Me,

If He's Been Married For 31 Years, He's Not The Same Man.

Afraid? Me? A Man Who's Licked His Weight In Wild Caterpillars?

I Know A Member Of One Of New York's First Families (first As You Drive Up Tenth Avenue)

Each Morning When I Open My Eyes I Say To Myself: I, Not Events, Have The Power To Make Me Happy Or Unhappy Today.

If You Want To See A Comic Strip, You Should See Me In The Shower.