And Stop Pointing That Beard At Me,

Policeman: "a Hermit Eh? Then Why's Your Table Set For Four?" Groucho: "that's Nothing. My Alarm Clock Is Set For Eight.

Remember, The Grass Is Always Greener Where You Don't Happen To Be The Neighbor.

Humor Is Reason Gone Mad.

I've Met A Lot Of Pin-up Girls, But I've Never Been Able To Pin One Down

One Woman And One Man Might Have Been Ok In Your Grandmother's Day, But Who Wants To Marry Your Grandmother? Not Even Your Grandfather!