I Started Smoking As Soon As I

I Refuse To Join Any Club That Would Have Me As A Member.

Quote Me As Saying I Was Mis-quoted.

Ever Since They Found Out That Lassie Was A Boy, The Public Has Believed The Worst About Hollywood

I'm Not Much Of A Correspondent. My Letters Are Not Only Uninteresting But Sparse. I'm Glad I Don?t Have To Write For A Living. It?s Arduous Work And The Money Is Very Uncertain. On Those Rare Occasions When I Wander Into A Bookstore It Amazes Me To See The Avalanche Of Literature And Semi-literature That Is Turned Out Weekly In This Country. The People Who Write These Things Are Either Desperate For Money Or Love Starved. Why Should Anyone On A Nice Balmy Day Lock Oneself In An Office And Hit A Typewriter For Hours On End. I Think One Of The Greatest Pleasures In The World Is Not Writing.

Do You Suppose I Could Buy Back My Introduction To You?