I Started Smoking As Soon As I

Middle Age Is When You Go To Bed At Night And Hope You Feel Better In The Morning. Old Age Is When You Go To Bed At Night And Hope You Wake Up In The Morning.

We In The Industry Know That Behind Every Successful Screenwriter Stands A Woman. And Behind Her Stands His Wife.

I Met My Wife On A Ferry Boat, And When We Landed She Gave Me The Slip

We Took Pictures Of The Native Girls, But They Weren't Developed. . . But We're Going Back Next Week.

Blood's Not Thicker Than Money.