He Thinks I Look Alike!

No, Groucho Is Not My Real Name. I Am Breaking It In For A Friend.

Making Love To Your Wife Is Like Shooting At Sitting Ducks.

Groucho: You Know I Think You're The Most Beautiful Woman In The World? Woman: Really? Groucho: No, But I Don't Mind Lying If It Gets Me Somewhere.

Be Open Minded, But Not So Open Minded That Your Brains Fall Out.

She Got Her Looks From Her Father. He's A Plastic Surgeon.