He Thinks I Look Alike!

You Call This A Party? The Beer Is Warm, The Women Cold And I'm Hot Under The Collar.

You Get A Canoe Later And I'll Paddle You.

I Don't Want To Join The Kind Of A Club That Accepts People Like Me As Members.

Believe Me, You Have To Get Up Early If You Want To Get Out Of Bed.

There's A Man Outside With A Big Black Mustache. - Tell Him I've Got One.