He Thinks I Look Alike!

I'll Never Forget My Wedding Day... They Threw Vitamin Pills

Blood's Not Thicker Than Money.

I Wish To Be Cremated. One Tenth Of My Ashes Shall Be Given To My Agent, As Written In Our Contract.

A Woman Is An Occasional Pleasure But A Cigar Is Always A Smoke.

Remember, The Grass Is Always Greener Where You Don't Happen To Be The Neighbor.