That's Bad Luck: Three On A Midget.

Why Should I Care About Posterity? What's Posterity Ever Done For Me?

I, Not Events, Have The Power To Make Me Happy Or Unhappy Today. I Can Choose Which It Shall Be. Yesterday Is Dead, Tomorrow Hasn't Arrived Yet. I Have Just One Day, Today, And I'm Going To Be Happy In It.

Bel Air, I Am Convinced, Was Laid Out By Some Diabolic Sadist Who Deliberately Decided Not To Use A Compass Or A Surveyor.

Be Open Minded, But Not So Open Minded That Your Brains Fall Out.

Oh, Are You From Wales? Do You Know A Fella Named Jonah-he Used To Live In Whales For A While