That's Bad Luck: Three On A Midget.

Why Should I Care About Posterity? What's Posterity Ever Done For Me?

One Morning I Shot An Elephant In My Pajamas. How He Got Into My Pajamas I'll Never Know.

The Secret Of Life Is Honesty And Fair Dealing. If You Can Fake That, You've Got It Made.

You're A Great Brother. You Give Us A Heart Attack Worrying About Your Heart Attack, Which You Didn't Even Have The Decency To Have!

My Favourite Poem Is The One That Starts 'thirty Days Hath September' Because It Actually Tells You Something.