That's Nothing - My Alarm Clock Is

I Think You've Got Something There, But I'll Wait Outside Until You Clean It Up.

The Two Most Important Words In The World Are Honesty And Sincerity, If You Can Fake These You've Got It Made.

The Foods That Are Recommended Today Are As Palatable As A Steady Diet Of Wet Blotters.

I Married Your Mother Because I Wanted Children, Imagine My Disappointment When You Came Along.

Humor Is Reason Gone Mad.