That's Nothing - My Alarm Clock Is

That's Bad Luck: Three On A Midget. From "at The Circus

Well I Thought My Razor Was Dull Until I Heard His Speech, And That Reminds Me Of A Story That's So Dirty I'm Ashamed To Think Of It Myself.

Three Years Ago I Came To Florida Without A Nickel In My Pocket. Now I've Got A Nickel In My Pocket

I Worked My Way Up From Nothing To A State Of Extreme Poverty.

There Is No Sweeter Sound Than The Crumbling Of One's Fellow Man.