That's Nothing - My Alarm Clock Is

Hey You! I Told You To Slow That Nag Down! Because Of You, I Almost Heard The Opera!

Laugh And The World Laughs With You, Cry And You're Probably Watching The Wrong Channel.

When Discovered By His Wife, Kissing The Maid, Groucho Said, "i Was Just Whispering In Her Mouth"

Ice Water? Get Some Onions - That'll Make Your Eyes Water!

When I Invite A Woman To Dinner, I Expect Her To Look At My Face. That's The Price She Has To Pay.