That's Nothing - My Alarm Clock Is

Will You Marry Me? Do You Have Any Money? Answer The Second Question First.

I Have Had A Perfectly Wonderful Evening, But This Wasn't It.

Anybody Who Doesn't Like This Book Is Healthy

When Discovered By His Wife, Kissing The Maid, Groucho Said, "i Was Just Whispering In Her Mouth"

Don't Look Now, But There's One Too Many In This Room And I Think It's You.