I Could Not Lose Unless I Was

I Could Not Lose Unless I Was Caught In Bed With A Dead Girl Or A Live Boy.

Some Politicians Like To Kiss Babies. I Like To Kiss The Baby's Mommas.

I Did Not Do Anything Wrong As A Governor, Even If You Accept The Verdict As It Is, It Doesn't Indicate That.

I Will Be A Model Prisoner, As I Have Been A Model Citizen

Up With Skirts, Down With Pants!'