I Could Not Lose Unless I Was

The Only Place Where David Duke And I Are Alike Is We Are Both Wizards Under The Sheets.

I Could Not Lose Unless I Was Caught In Bed With A Dead Girl Or A Live Boy.

I Never Speak Ill Of Dead People Or Live Judges.

People Say I've Had Brushes With The Law. That's Not True! I've Had Brushes With Overzealous Prosecutors!

Up With Skirts, Down With Pants!'