The Only Place Where David Duke And

Some Politicians Like To Kiss Babies. I Like To Kiss The Baby's Mommas.

The Only Place Where David Duke And I Are Alike Is We Are Both Wizards Under The Sheets.

I Never Speak Ill Of Dead People Or Live Judges.

The Only Thing That Would Keep Me From Winning The Election Is To Be Caught In Bed With A Dead Girl Or A Live Boy

People Say I've Had Brushes With The Law. That's Not True! I've Had Brushes With Overzealous Prosecutors!