List of Ted Rall Quotes

Money Stress Is What Used To Remind Me Of My Dad Most.

It's A Perfectly Valid Position To Not Like Shakespeare.

On The Ground, Pakistan Is The Most Virulently Anti-american State On The Planet.

When You Have Birds You Stare At Them A Lot And Their Eyes Are Recessed On Their Head. When They Look At Something They Tilt Their Head In A Quizzical Expression.

Close Friends Love You For Who You Are; Not What They Want You To Be.

Americans Are Not Terribly Intelligent People. They Need To Read Important Things Several Times.

Up Until 1995, I Still Had A Day Job That I Hated. I Was Still Personally Involved In Things In The 90s.

Trying To Rebuild Afghanistan On The Cheap Has Left The Country In The Hands Of Warlords And An Impotent Northern Alliance Puppet Regime That Runs Kabul And Nothing Else.

There Was An Honorable Tradition Of Using Anonymous Sources That Was Ruined By Jayson Blair.

I Would Like To Fire Every Cop In America And Start From Scratch. We Don't Need As Many Of Them, And The Whole Model Of Policing Is Completely Off The Rails. For The Most Part, The Police Are Engaged In Very Little Protection Of The Public. That's Probably 5 Percent Of What They Do. The Rest Of It Is Writing Tickets.

The Experts Who Managed The Original Marshall Plan Say Afghanistan Needs A Commitment Of At Least $5 To $10 Billion Over 5 To 10 Years, Coupled With Occupation Forces Of 250,000 Allied Soldiers To Keep The Peace Throughout The Country.

The Best Thing About Being A Cartoonist Is To Walk Into A Bar Or Someone's Apartment And They Don't Know You, But They've Taped One Of Your Pieces Up.