I Never Speak Ill Of Dead People

I Could Not Lose Unless I Was Caught In Bed With A Dead Girl Or A Live Boy.

Up With Skirts, Down With Pants!'

I Never Speak Ill Of Dead People Or Live Judges.

People Say I've Had Brushes With The Law. That's Not True! I've Had Brushes With Overzealous Prosecutors!

I Will Be A Model Prisoner, As I Have Been A Model Citizen