People Say I've Had Brushes With The

The Only Place Where David Duke And I Are Alike Is We Are Both Wizards Under The Sheets.

The Only Thing That Would Keep Me From Winning The Election Is To Be Caught In Bed With A Dead Girl Or A Live Boy

Up With Skirts, Down With Pants!'

I Could Not Lose Unless I Was Caught In Bed With A Dead Girl Or A Live Boy.

People Say I've Had Brushes With The Law. That's Not True! I've Had Brushes With Overzealous Prosecutors!