Gilda Radner Quotes

You Cannot Live In Los Angeles For Any Period Of Time Without Eventually Trying To Write A Screenplay. It's Like A Flu Bug That You Catch ... Even The Plumber Has A Screenplay In His Truck.

I Grew Up In Front Of A Television. I Guess I'll Grow Old Inside Of One.

Show Business Is Like Riding A Bicycle - When You Fall Off, The Best Thing To Do Is Get Up, Brush Yourself Off And Get Back On Again.

Comedy Is Very Controlling - You Are Making People Laugh.

Motherhood . . . Is An Act Of Infinite Optimism.

My Life Had Made Me Funny, And Cancer Wasn't Going To Change That.

It's Always Something

It Is So Hard For Us Little Human Beings To Accept This Deal That We Get. It's Really Crazy, Isn't It? We Get To Live, Then We Have To Die. ... What Spirit Human Beings Have! It Is A Pretty Cheesy Deal - All The Pleasures Of Life, And Then Death.

Adopted Kids Are Such A Pain - You Have To Teach Them How To Look Like You.

Some Stories Don't Have A Clear Beginning, Middle And End.

I Would Say That Lucy, 'i Love Lucy,' She Was My Idol.

I Would Rather Be Funny Than Gorgeous, Absolutely. Because It's Too Hard To Be Gorgeous, You Know. I Could Make A Stab At Gorgeous As Long As I Had Something Funny To Say To Get Out Of It.