Up With Skirts, Down With Pants!'

The Only Place Where David Duke And I Are Alike Is We Are Both Wizards Under The Sheets.

I Could Not Lose Unless I Was Caught In Bed With A Dead Girl Or A Live Boy.

Up With Skirts, Down With Pants!'

I Never Speak Ill Of Dead People Or Live Judges.

Some Politicians Like To Kiss Babies. I Like To Kiss The Baby's Mommas.