Up With Skirts, Down With Pants!'

Some Politicians Like To Kiss Babies. I Like To Kiss The Baby's Mommas.

The Only Thing That Would Keep Me From Winning The Election Is To Be Caught In Bed With A Dead Girl Or A Live Boy

Up With Skirts, Down With Pants!'

I Could Not Lose Unless I Was Caught In Bed With A Dead Girl Or A Live Boy.

I Will Be A Model Prisoner, As I Have Been A Model Citizen