Up With Skirts, Down With Pants!'

I Did Not Do Anything Wrong As A Governor, Even If You Accept The Verdict As It Is, It Doesn't Indicate That.

I Will Be A Model Prisoner, As I Have Been A Model Citizen

The Only Place Where David Duke And I Are Alike Is We Are Both Wizards Under The Sheets.

People Say I've Had Brushes With The Law. That's Not True! I've Had Brushes With Overzealous Prosecutors!

I Could Not Lose Unless I Was Caught In Bed With A Dead Girl Or A Live Boy.