List Of Skirts Quotes

I Like Pencil Skirts Because They Hug Me In All The Right Places.

I Will Be A President In A Skirt, But I Will Wear The Pants.

If You Wear Short Skirts You Get Your Femininity Back.

You Don’t Have Anything Like This. For Crying Out Loud, You Only Own One Skirt!

I'm Used To A Lot Of Love Scenes. I'm Used To Something That Requires Me To Kick Up My Heels And Wink-wink, Flirt-flirt With A Twirl Of My Skirt.

Man, You’re A Regular Bonnie Parker.” “a Dame That Knows The Ropes Isn’t Likely To Get Tied Up.” Jesse Found That Hysterical. “did Willie Say That?” “nope, Mae West. Now, How Do I Get On This Thing In A Skirt?

What Do You Do With All This Bank, Josie? Be A Lot Easier If You Just Lifted Your Skirt.” “the Only Reason I’d Lift My Skirt Is To Pull Out My Pistol And Plug You In The Head.

Neighbors Would Pass, And When They Honked I'd Remember That I Was In My Speedo. Then I'd Wrap My Towel Like A Skirt Around My Waist And Remind My Sisters That This Was Not Girlish But Egyptian, Thank You Very Much.

Praise Follows Truth Afar Off, And Only Overtakes Her At The Grave; Plausibility Clings To Her Skirts And Holds Her Back Till Then

It's Not Really A Shorter Skirt, I Just Have Longer Legs

I Think A Lot Of Women Have Too Many Mini Skirts In Their Closets.

Hairstyles Change, And Skirt Lengths, And Slang, But High School Administrations? Never.