Don't Tempt Me, I Can Resist Anything

Contrary To What Certain Comedians Have Led You To Believe, The National French Pastime Is Picnicking.

Dying Is To Be Avoided Because It Can Ruin Your Whole Career.

Golf Is A Game That Needlessly Prolongs The Lives Of Some Of Our Most Useless Citizens.

You Know, Marriage Is Making A Big Comeback. I Know Personally That In Hollywood People Are Marrying People They Never Married Before.

Bing Crosby And I Weren't The Types To Go Around Kissing Each Other. We Always Had A Light Jab For Each Other. One Of Our Stock Lines Used To Be "there's Nothing I Wouldn't Do For Bing, And There's Nothing He Wouldn't Do For Me." And That's The Way We Go Through Life - Doing Nothing For Each Other!