Don't Tempt Me, I Can Resist Anything

Everybody Knows What California Smog Is - That's Fog With The Vitamins Removed.

The Older You Get, The Tougher It Is To Lose Weight, Because By Then Your Body And Your Fat Are Really Good Friends.

Miniskirts Have Become Quite A Fad. They're Even Some Guys Wearing Them. Don't Laugh, If You Had Thought To Of That, You'd Not Be Here Now.

Take Nine Strokes Off Your Score. Skip The Last Hole.

A Photographer Kept Shooting Me Every Time I Swung. I Was Very Flattered Until I Found Out He Was From Field And Stream.