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It's Very Frustrating Making A Picture In Paris. We Work Hard All Day At The Studio To Get A Love Scene Just Right. Then, On My Way Home, I See Couples On Every Street Corner Doing It Better.

My Idea Of Christmas, Whether Old-fashioned Or Modern, Is Very Simple: Loving Others. Come To Think Of It, Why Do We Have To Wait For Christmas To Do That?

The Best Thing About Growing Older Is That It Takes Such A Long Time.

Golf Is A Game That Needlessly Prolongs The Lives Of Some Of Our Most Useless Citizens.

Chiropractic Is A Wonderful Means Of Natural Healing!