Louis B. Mayer Came Out West With

A Few Years Ago He Had A Big Heart Transplant In Chicago, A Five-hour Operation. It Took The Doctors Four Hours To Get Him On The Operating Table.

It's Not Hard To Find Gerry Ford On A Golf Course - You Just Follow The Wounded.

Golf's Really Fun In Japan Because Of The Women Caddies. ... I Saw One Guy Start Out Playing Alone With His Caddie. By The 9th Hole They Were Engaged And When They Finished On 18 They Had A Foursome.

For The First Time, You Can Actually See The Losers Turn Green

I Don't Know What People Have Against Government; They Haven't Done Anything.