My Folks Were English. They Were Too

Eisenhower Admitted That The Budget Can't Be Balanced And Mccarthy Said The Communists Are Taking Over. You Don't Know What To Worry About These Days - Whether The Country Will Be Overthrown Or Overdrawn.

It's So Cold Here In Washington, D.c., That Politicians Have Their Hands In Their Own Pockets.

Tokyo Cab Drivers Are All Ex-kamikaze Pilots.

Isn't It Fun To Go Out On The Course And Lie In The Sun?

After The 1984 Summer Olympics, Reagan Wanted To Add The U.s. Volleyball Team To His Cabinet. He Figured If They Can't Shove His Programs Down Congress' Throat, Nobody Can.