My Folks Were English. They Were Too

Isn't It Fun To Go Out On The Course And Lie In The Sun?

Golf Is A Hard Game To Figure. One Day You Will Go Out And Slice It And Shank It, Hit Into All The Traps And Miss Every Green. The Next Day You Go Out And, For No Reason At All, You Really Stink.

Don't Tempt Me, I Can Resist Anything But Temptation.

Whenever I Play With Him , I Usually Try To Make It A Foursome - The President, Myself, A Paramedic And A Faith Healer.

I've Been Married Fifty-five Years And I've Been Home Three Weeks.