My Folks Were English. They Were Too

Everybody Is Afraid They Won't Have Any Money After They Die, But Jack Benny Discovered A Way To Take It With Him. He Had His Appendix Taken Out And A Piggy Bank Put In.

If I'm On The Course And Lightning Starts, I Get Inside Fast. If God Wants To Play Through, Let Him.

The Best Thing About Growing Older Is That It Takes Such A Long Time.

It's Not Hard To Find Gerry Ford On A Golf Course - You Just Follow The Wounded.

The Home Videos Aren't As Good, But They Are Seeming To Get Better.