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Arnold Palmer Is The Biggest Crowd Pleaser Since The Invention Of The Portable Sanitary Facility.

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Where Else But In America Could The Women's Liberation Movement Take Off Their Bras, Then Go On Tv To Complain About Their Lack Of Support?

I Would Not Have Had Anything To Eat If It Wasn't For The Stuff The Audience Threw At Me.

There Are Many Talented English Personalities, But Unfortunately They Were All In Hollywood.