The Trees In Siberia Are Miles Apart,

The Firm Is Really Ahead Of The Times. It Has A Stock Market Ticker That Prints Its Report On Thin Aspirins.

I Don't Feel Old. I Don't Feel Anything Till Noon. That's When It's Time For My Nap.

I'll Shoot My Age If I Have To Live To Be 105.

I Can't Give Up Golf, I've Got Too Many Sweaters.

Arnold Palmer Is The Biggest Crowd Pleaser Since The Invention Of The Portable Sanitary Facility.