The Trees In Siberia Are Miles Apart,

Some People Put Us Down. But I Still Haven't Heard Of Any Americans Trying To Swim Across The Border Into Mexico!

My Folks Were English. They Were Too Poor To Be British. I Still Have A Bit Of British In Me. In Fact, My Blood Type Is Solid Marmalade.

Audiences Are My Best Friends. You Never Tire Of Talking With Your Best Friends.

Bigamy Is The Only Crime Where Two Rites Make A Wrong.

A Sense Of Humor Is Good For You. Have You Ever Heard Of A Laughing Hyena With Heart Burn?