The Trees In Siberia Are Miles Apart,

I Love To Go To Washington - If Only To Be Near My Money.

I Have A Wonderful Make-up Crew. They're The Same People Restoring The Statue Of Liberty.

Free Speech Isn't Dead In Germany And Italy, Merely The Speakers.

My Old Friend Jack Benny Has Only Had One Ball All His Golfing Life. And Now He's Lost It. The String Came Off!

If My Golf Game Was A Prize Fight, They'd Stop It.