The Trees In Siberia Are Miles Apart,

Golf Is My Profession Show Business Is Just To Pay The Green Fees.

Golf Is My Real Profession. Entertainment Is Just A Sideline. I Tell Jokes To Pay My Greens Fees.

Seventy Years Of Ad-lib Material, And I Am Speechless.

When We Recall The Past, We Usually Find That It Is The Simplest Things - Not The Great Occasions - That In Retrospect Give Off The Greatest Glow Of Happiness.

It Flies So High, I Swear I Heard The Organs Playing.