The Trees In Siberia Are Miles Apart,

In England When You Make A Movie Even The Weather Is Against You. In Hollywood The Weatherman Gets A Shooting Schedule From All The Major Studios And Then Figures Out Where He Can Fit In A Little Rain Without Upsetting Metro-goldwyn-mayer Too Much.

In His Prime, The Young Comic Walked Onto A Stage With The Confidence Of A Man Who Owned It, And By The Time He Walked Off, He Did.

I Was Lucky, You Know, I Always Had A Beautiful Girl And The Money Was Good. Although I Would Have Done The Whole Thing Over For, Oh, Perhaps Half.

Your Ignorance Cramps My Conversation

Eighty Is When You Order A Steak And The Headwaiter Puts It Through The Blender. Or When You Wake Up As Many Times During The Night As Burt Reynolds, But Not For The Same Reason.