The Last Time I Played Golf With

Culture Is The Ability To Describe Jane Russell Without Moving Your Hands

Did You See Where President Reagan Finally Got A Hearing Aid? People Have Been Telling Him To Get One For Years, But He Couldn't Hear Them.

On One Hole, I Hit An Alligator So Hard, He's Now My Golf Bag.

It Gave Dirty Politics A Bad Name.

I Like To Come To Washington, D.c., At Least Once A Year. Why Should My Tax Money Travel More Than I Do?