The Last Time I Played Golf With

If You Watch A Game, It's Fun. If You Play It, It's Recreation. If You Work At It, It's Golf.

If My Golf Game Was A Prize Fight, They'd Stop It.

I Can Still Chase Women, Only Downhill

You Know, Marriage Is Making A Big Comeback. I Know Personally That In Hollywood People Are Marrying People They Never Married Before.

Everyone's Nervous These Days. Ronald Mcdonald Has Hired Six Bodyguards, And That's Just To Protect His Buns.