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You Know You've Reached Middle Age When Your Weightlifting Consists Merely Of Standing Up.

Cypress Point Is Such A Beautiful Place, But It's Also Very Exclusive. They Had A Very Successful Membership Drive Last Month. They Drove Out Forty Members.

There's A Very Apt Saying In Show Business: "if You Don't Go Over Budget In Paris, You're Either Very Rich Or Very Sick. "

I Left England When I Was Four Because I Found Out I Could Never Be King.

It's Not Hard To Find Gerry Ford On A Golf Course - You Just Follow The Wounded.