List of Oliver Herford Quotes

Gather Kittens While You May, Time Brings Only Sorrow; And The Kittens Of Today; Will Be Old Cats Tomorrow.

Diplomacy Is Living In State.

My Wife Has A Whim Of Iron.

To Babble Is To Make A Feminine Noise Somewhat Resembling The Sound Of A Brook, But With Less Meaning.

Children, Behold The Chimpanzee: He Sits On The Ancestral Tree From Which We Sprang In Ages Gone.

When I Go Abroad I Always Sail From Boston Because It Is Such A Pleasant Place To Get Away From.

Actresses Will Happen In The Best Regulated Families.

Darling: The Popular Form Of Address Used In Speaking To A Member Of The Opposite Sex Whose Name You Cannot At The Moment Remember.

A Pest Is A Person Who Can Talk Like An Encyclopedia, And Does.

Only The Young Die Good.

Age, Like Distance Lends A Double Charm.

Song Is The Licensed Medium For Bawling In Public Things Too Silly Or Sacred To Be Uttered In Ordinary Speech.