My Wife Has A Whim Of Iron.

Tact Is To Lie About Others As You Would Have Them Lie About You.

Cat: A Pygmy Lion Who Loves Mice, Hates Dogs, And Patronizes Human Beings.

If Some People Got Their Rights They Would Complain Of Being Deprived Of Their Wrongs.

Song Is The Licensed Medium For Bawling In Public Things Too Silly Or Sacred To Be Uttered In Ordinary Speech.

A Woman's Mind Is Cleaner Than A Man's: She Changes It More Often.