My Wife Has A Whim Of Iron.

The Irish Gave The Bagpipes To The Scotts As A Joke, But The Scotts Haven't Seen The Joke Yet.

When I Go Abroad I Always Sail From Boston Because It Is Such A Pleasant Place To Get Away From.

A Man Is Known By The Silence He Keeps.

If Some People Got Their Rights They Would Complain Of Being Deprived Of Their Wrongs.

Children, Behold The Chimpanzee: He Sits On The Ancestral Tree From Which We Sprang In Ages Gone.