My Wife Has A Whim Of Iron.

Bigamy Is One Way Of Avoiding The Painful Publicity Of Divorce And The Expense Of Alimony.

A Woman's Mind Is Cleaner Than A Man's: She Changes It More Often.

There Are More Fish Taken Out Of A Stream Than Ever Were In It.

Some Take Their Gold In Minted Mold, And Some In Harps Thereafter, But Give Me Mine In Bubbles Fine And Keep The Change In Laughter.

If Some People Got Their Rights They Would Complain Of Being Deprived Of Their Wrongs.