Diplomacy Is Living In State.

A Kiss Is A Course Of Procedure Cunningly Devised, For The Mutual Stopage Of Speech At A Moment When Words Are Superfluous.

My Wife Has A Whim Of Iron.

The Irish Gave The Bagpipes To The Scotts As A Joke, But The Scotts Haven't Seen The Joke Yet.

A Pest Is A Person Who Can Talk Like An Encyclopedia, And Does.

Age, Like Distance Lends A Double Charm.