To Babble Is To Make A Feminine

Tact Is To Lie About Others As You Would Have Them Lie About You.

Bigamy Is One Way Of Avoiding The Painful Publicity Of Divorce And The Expense Of Alimony.

A Man Must Love A Thing Very Much If He Not Only Practices It Without Any Hope Of Fame And Money, But Even... Without Any Hope Of Doing It Well.

Diplomacy: Lying In State.

What Is My Loftiest Ambition? I've Always Wanted To Throw An Egg At An Electric Fan.