Age, Like Distance Lends A Double Charm.

There Are More Fish Taken Out Of A Stream Than Ever Were In It.

What Is My Loftiest Ambition? I've Always Wanted To Throw An Egg At An Electric Fan.

Only The Young Die Good.

An Epicure Is One Who Gets Nothing Better Than The Cream Of Everything But Cheerfully Makes The Best Of It.

The Irish Gave The Bagpipes To The Scotts As A Joke, But The Scotts Haven't Seen The Joke Yet.