Age, Like Distance Lends A Double Charm.

A Pest Is A Person Who Can Talk Like An Encyclopedia, And Does.

Tact Is To Lie About Others As You Would Have Them Lie About You.

When I Go Abroad I Always Sail From Boston Because It Is Such A Pleasant Place To Get Away From.

Darling: The Popular Form Of Address Used In Speaking To A Member Of The Opposite Sex Whose Name You Cannot At The Moment Remember.

Bigamy Is One Way Of Avoiding The Painful Publicity Of Divorce And The Expense Of Alimony.