Song Is The Licensed Medium For Bawling

A Rolling Stone Gathers No Moss, But It Gains A Certain Polish.

The Irish Gave The Bagpipes To The Scotts As A Joke, But The Scotts Haven't Seen The Joke Yet.

Song Is The Licensed Medium For Bawling In Public Things Too Silly Or Sacred To Be Uttered In Ordinary Speech.

I Sometimes Think The Pussy-willows Grey Are Angel Kittens Who Have Lost Their Way, And Every Bulrush On The River Bank A Cat-tail From Some Lovely Cat Astray.

Cat: A Pygmy Lion Who Loves Mice, Hates Dogs, And Patronizes Human Beings.