Only The Young Die Good.

Darling: The Popular Form Of Address Used In Speaking To A Member Of The Opposite Sex Whose Name You Cannot At The Moment Remember.

Bigamy Is One Way Of Avoiding The Painful Publicity Of Divorce And The Expense Of Alimony.

A Pest Is A Person Who Can Talk Like An Encyclopedia, And Does.

A Kiss Is A Course Of Procedure Cunningly Devised, For The Mutual Stopage Of Speech At A Moment When Words Are Superfluous.

Manuscript: Something Submitted In Haste And Returned At Leisure.