A Pest Is A Person Who Can

To Babble Is To Make A Feminine Noise Somewhat Resembling The Sound Of A Brook, But With Less Meaning.

Bigamy Is One Way Of Avoiding The Painful Publicity Of Divorce And The Expense Of Alimony.

When I Go Abroad I Always Sail From Boston Because It Is Such A Pleasant Place To Get Away From.

A Man Is Known By The Silence He Keeps.

Cat: A Pygmy Lion Who Loves Mice, Hates Dogs, And Patronizes Human Beings.