A Pest Is A Person Who Can

Some Take Their Gold In Minted Mold, And Some In Harps Thereafter, But Give Me Mine In Bubbles Fine And Keep The Change In Laughter.

A Woman's Mind Is Cleaner Than A Man's: She Changes It More Often.

The Irish Gave The Bagpipes To The Scotts As A Joke, But The Scotts Haven't Seen The Joke Yet.

A Man Must Love A Thing Very Much If He Not Only Practices It Without Any Hope Of Fame And Money, But Even... Without Any Hope Of Doing It Well.

Darling: The Popular Form Of Address Used In Speaking To A Member Of The Opposite Sex Whose Name You Cannot At The Moment Remember.