Children, Behold The Chimpanzee: He Sits On

A Man Is Known By The Silence He Keeps.

Cat: A Pygmy Lion Who Loves Mice, Hates Dogs, And Patronizes Human Beings.

Diplomacy Is Living In State.

Bigamy Is One Way Of Avoiding The Painful Publicity Of Divorce And The Expense Of Alimony.

Some Take Their Gold In Minted Mold, And Some In Harps Thereafter, But Give Me Mine In Bubbles Fine And Keep The Change In Laughter.