List of Mojo Nixon Quotes

I Can Fall Asleep At Any Time And Wake Up At Any Time.

Dad's Going Steady With A Pig In The Barn.

I Love You More Than The Pool Hall, But Not As Much As Football.

Tiffany Is Wrestling In Jell-o.

Music Tele-vision Should Be Covered In Jism.

Elvis, Heal Me, Save Me. Elvis, Make Me Be Born Again In The Perfect Elvis Light.

I Thought I Was The Last American Weirdo Then I Met Chris Chandler.

She Was Lying Like A Loaf Of Bread. I Said, Baby, Baby, Baby, Are You Dead?

That's One Of The Problems With Making Music Your Business, It Becomes A Business. You're No Longer Just This Kid Who Is A Fan And Going To See Every Show. I've Been In A Bar Every Night For The Last 15 Years. Going To See Bands For Me Is Work.

She's Vibrator Dependent.

Debbie Gibson Is Pregnant With My Two Headed Love Child, It's A Big Foot Baby All Covered In Fur.

Rave Music Sounds Like An Electronic Disco Version Of '30s Universal Monster Movies.