I Love You More Than The Pool

Debbie Gibson Is Pregnant With My Two Headed Love Child, It's A Big Foot Baby All Covered In Fur.

Dad's Going Steady With A Pig In The Barn.

I Graduated From College In Ohio And Bummed Around For A While, And Then I Joined Vista, Which Was A Domestic Peace Corps Kind Of Thing, And They Sent Me To Colorado.

She's Vibrator Dependent.

Elvis, Heal Me, Save Me. Elvis, Make Me Be Born Again In The Perfect Elvis Light.