I Thought I Was The Last American

People From Outer Space They Come Up To Me, They Don't Look Like Doctor Spock, They Don't Look Like Klingons, All That Star Trek Jive. They Look Like Elvis.

National 21 Drinking Age, Huh, What Do You Think About That? A Bunch Of Malarkey, Whatever Malarkey Is, Man, It's A Whole Bunch Of It.

Dad's Going Steady With A Pig In The Barn.

She's Vibrator Dependent.

Me And Don Henley Are Fast Acquaintances Now, Or Something. He Actually Got On Stage And Sang With Me.