Tiffany Is Wrestling In Jell-o.

I Thought I Was The Last American Weirdo Then I Met Chris Chandler.

Tiffany Is Wrestling In Jell-o.

I Love You More Than The Pool Hall, But Not As Much As Football.

I Graduated From College In Ohio And Bummed Around For A While, And Then I Joined Vista, Which Was A Domestic Peace Corps Kind Of Thing, And They Sent Me To Colorado.

Dad's Going Steady With A Pig In The Barn.