She's Vibrator Dependent.

Debbie Gibson Is Pregnant With My Two Headed Love Child, It's A Big Foot Baby All Covered In Fur.

I Graduated From College In Ohio And Bummed Around For A While, And Then I Joined Vista, Which Was A Domestic Peace Corps Kind Of Thing, And They Sent Me To Colorado.

Elvis Is Everywhere. Elvis Is Everything. Elvis Is Everybody. Elvis Is Still The King.

Dad's Going Steady With A Pig In The Barn.

You Only Live Once, So Off With Them Pants. Hell Ain't For Sure, It's Only A Chance.