I Can Fall Asleep At Any Time

Dad's Going Steady With A Pig In The Barn.

Tiffany Is Wrestling In Jell-o.

I Love You More Than The Pool Hall, But Not As Much As Football.

That's One Of The Problems With Making Music Your Business, It Becomes A Business. You're No Longer Just This Kid Who Is A Fan And Going To See Every Show. I've Been In A Bar Every Night For The Last 15 Years. Going To See Bands For Me Is Work.

I Graduated From College In Ohio And Bummed Around For A While, And Then I Joined Vista, Which Was A Domestic Peace Corps Kind Of Thing, And They Sent Me To Colorado.