Music Tele-vision Should Be Covered In Jism.

Dad's Going Steady With A Pig In The Barn.

She's Vibrator Dependent.

Tiffany Is Wrestling In Jell-o.

Debbie Gibson Is Pregnant With My Two Headed Love Child, It's A Big Foot Baby All Covered In Fur.

Elvis Is Everywhere. Elvis Is Everything. Elvis Is Everybody. Elvis Is Still The King.