Music Tele-vision Should Be Covered In Jism.

Debbie Gibson Is Pregnant With My Two Headed Love Child, It's A Big Foot Baby All Covered In Fur.

Me And Don Henley Are Fast Acquaintances Now, Or Something. He Actually Got On Stage And Sang With Me.

That's One Of The Problems With Making Music Your Business, It Becomes A Business. You're No Longer Just This Kid Who Is A Fan And Going To See Every Show. I've Been In A Bar Every Night For The Last 15 Years. Going To See Bands For Me Is Work.

Tiffany Is Wrestling In Jell-o.

She Was Lying Like A Loaf Of Bread. I Said, Baby, Baby, Baby, Are You Dead?