Dad's Going Steady With A Pig In

She Was Lying Like A Loaf Of Bread. I Said, Baby, Baby, Baby, Are You Dead?

You Only Live Once, So Off With Them Pants. Hell Ain't For Sure, It's Only A Chance.

I Can't Understand People Calling Themselves Religious And Being Hateful. If A Preacher Is Preaching Hate, To Fear God That's Not Religion, That's Not Helping Humanity, That's Organizing An Army To Defeat Somebody.

Debbie Gibson Is Pregnant With My Two Headed Love Child, It's A Big Foot Baby All Covered In Fur.

Elvis Is Everywhere. Elvis Is Everything. Elvis Is Everybody. Elvis Is Still The King.